escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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