I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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