My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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