bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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