Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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