Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
one might say we're banned from that church
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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