U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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