I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
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He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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