on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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