hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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