I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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