Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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