Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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