she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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