It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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