what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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