Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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