that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
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Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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