yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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