don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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