Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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