I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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