are you still at the devil's house?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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