I'd wear matching sweaters with you
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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