Barsexuality is the new black.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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