I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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