Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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