Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
