So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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