I'm drive I can fine osifer
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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