he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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