youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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