Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
