I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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