Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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