when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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