Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
