So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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