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Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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