Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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