Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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