how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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