Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
where am i from again
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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