He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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