don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
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