Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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