My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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