you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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