I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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