her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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