That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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