she smelled like a LAN party
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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