Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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