We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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