Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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