no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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