Sponge bath it is.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
