Plan B is the new Plan A
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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