can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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